The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
the next time i see a chick with leggings under her jean skirt...i'm gona beat her ass with a fashion magazine...
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
Using manwich sauce as ketchup. Not bad. Love college.
tried to order jimmy johns from the ER last night, the nurses did nottt approve
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
Its like a match made in avoid-eachother-because-we're-antisocial-and-awkward heaven
Sometimes I have to make sure these messages are going to you and I'm not about to give someone in my phone book a heart attack.
We took her out for fresh air and next thing we knew, she was stumbling around the backyard picking dead leaves up off the ground and putting them in her shirt to "save them".
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
That hot guy just got to class and he's eating a bagel sandwich. I dunno which I'm more attracted to
So I couldn't find Leif..... He fell asleep in our closet upstairs trying to get changed into warmer clothes
Fireball goes down like mother's milk. Btw your housemate is naked
I haven't showered. And am sitting in the office smelling like a beer can someone's been using as an ash tray.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
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