You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Ramen noodles and uncensored jerry springer episodes, what a nice life i have.
no. you can't hotbox the world.
Apparently suggesting that she was the kind of girl who might be expected to kill someone's pets hurt her feelings...
mallory made a planned parenthood decision maker flow chart again.
All of a sudden i love everyone. In all their flawed and failing beauty. This is pretty good weed.
The waitress just told me I'm asking alot. So far I've asked for a soul, an angel and carbombs
Meanwhile I'm working a fucking flute workshop and I'm one high c away from shoving a flute up the asshole of the next passerby
at crossfit today a guy shit his pants while deadlifting 405 lbs. coach made fun of him then congratulated him on his new personal record.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
Also, do you have any insight as to WHY I have a note saved from the 17th of June that reads *clears throat*, "you got that swanky blues libido"
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
Randomize
