This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
Do I need to let your sister outside to go pee or anything before I leave?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
you were sitting on my toliet with a double cheesburger in your hand asking me how the cheeseburger even got there.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
I was handcuffed to a girl for half-an-hour. And I'm still the only one in the house who didn't get laid.
Lmao the neighbor heard yall last night She wanted me to tell you way to finish strong
I had fun watching you interact with the world around you. Like a fuckin 8 year old kid who just discovered build a bear but really wants a cigarette.
I slept through 4/20 and my roommates bought an entire ham that's just sitting in the fridge...
I'd rather have snapchat than feelings.
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
I swear it’s like he’s filling my soul via my vagina
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