we're doing shots for every degree below freezing it is outside
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
You keep saying things....but all I'm hearing is kegs
who started the 'put a scrunchy' around his balls' game?
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
I barely trust you with my tinder, why would I let you take the staples out of my head?!
She asked me if I would fuck her with my storm trooper mask on
What am I thankful for..I figured out I can drink on antibiotics without getting sick thanks to the power of pot gummies
Who in their right mind would frost a cake with their butt?
you asked me how to turn on the ladder
Randomize
