no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
CAN CRIS ANGEL JUST LOOK NORMAL FOR ONCE?!
is it bad that i regret hanging out with a girl tonight because that means i have less time to sit on youtube watching xmen cartoons?
I felt like a fire hydrant the vomit just kept coming out
he has officially spend more money on me than any other boy. and its all gone to plan b. awesome.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
You looked at my sister and yelled at her saying in a couple of years she will be yours
The only thing keeping me calm right now is pretending to chop off everyone's heads when using the paper cutter
I feel like satan and death had a baby that took a shit that replaced my brain.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
You sent me a snapchat of you hugging a beer with the caption "best friend"
TYLER OWES ME SO MUCH
I LET A CREEPY MAN I DONT KNOW SUCK ON MY NIPPLES
Is it sad that the most attractive guy I've come across in a week that's not my professor is the man doing my pedicure?
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