So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
How long do you need to date somebody until it is acceptable to fart in their presence?
The real question is how long do you need to date them to dutch oven them?
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
I come back into the room and you're grinding with the person in the mascot suit.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
Makin mac and cheese without you. Definitely seem to do this better inside you. Splashed boiling water on my cock
Ong my arms are moving wo my consent
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
note: just because the casino is called bourbon street, it doesn't mean you can puke and keep walking and no one will care. chalk me up for another 86
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Fuck. What bets did I make about "yeah when the Cubs win the World Series" that I gotta reneg on????
He stopped mid-fuck to explain his choice in pillows. HE WAS STILL IN ME!
I'm actually pretty sure the amount of alcohol I drank last night erased memories from other times in my life.
she keeps trying to brush her hair with leaves and insisting she's not high
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
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