plz talk dirty to me
I wanna dance tonight. i just wanna grind my ass in some man's dick.
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
jacking off on stolen wireless... gotta enjoy the small things in life
Dude. I have been looking at your movie history on netflix and it is like looking at the rings of a tree. Only instead of telling me how old you are, it tells me when you were stoned.
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
He cheated on me in real life. I can cheat at words with friends.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
We got high and watched Winnie the Pooh. Isn't that what every normal person does on their break?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
You're never gonna guess who's blood is on my shirt
Why do I feel like I really don't want to hear the end of this...
Woke up in a fanny pack with a bag of cocaine on my cheek
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
It's 8 in the morning and you're doing coke and drinking margaritas. First, you have a problem. Second, why didn't you invite me?
Yeah I'm just gonna stay here and spread my horniness to the world.
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