But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
we hooked up. but it was that weird mix of getting naked and watching Balto that made it so awesome.
The last thing I remember is him grabbing my ass and telling me he knew where the jello shots were, so I followed him.
I'm going to shower the piss off me now. I feel like I was in an R. Kelly dream.
I just had nipple jewelry returned to me in the law library.
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
I met a gypsy today. She told me my soul animal was an owl and says she will now remember me as "Owl Girl".
We had a One Night Stand 6 months ago but he just Facebook invited me to his wedding. Who the fuck does that.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
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