Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
Just passed a guy passed out on a riding lawn mower in his front yard.
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
He found my weave.. Think he'll still fuck me Friday? And how do I ask for it back?
It was the textbook our-balls-touched-while-engaged-in-a-threesome-with-our-bosses-wife conversation.
It amazes and alarms me I'm not shocked to read that.
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
Its a cash in stratch tickets to afford cigarettes and coffee kind of friday
So... How much of our rent is drug money?
Did he at least walk u home
He offered. I dont like that shit. I want his dick not his presence on my walk home
Wanna get drunk and play candy land? If so you are 2 steps behind.
You date? I thought you just hooked up with your TAs
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
Sorry I drunk. I wouldn’t eat those pancakes. I think I put glitter in them.
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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