Got a toothbrush?
what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
I cockslap morals
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
ENDLESS SCROLLING ON TUMBLR WAS MADE FOR HIGH PEOPLE!
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Dude, the chicks a procotolgy intern. Don't cheat on her. She knows where it hurts the most.
I woke up with the Dorothy costume at my ankles, both sparkly red shoes on, and clutching ToTo....we're not in Kansas anymore, dude
This girl ordered Hershey syrup and red wine and he made it for her
I TOOK A FINGER IN THE BUTT YOU CAN OPEN THIS MESSAGE
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
Btw I thought it was impossible to use up 48 bottles of patron in one night but I was wrong...
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