Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
i love how cold weather makes identifying sluts easier. is it below freezing? is she wearing a tube top? she's easy.
Every single piece. I examined every single square inch of this peanut butter and jelly sandwich. and fell in love with every inch. that high.
If my thighs hurt from cage dancing last night, I can only imagine how yours feel
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
The chick I hooked up with last night is my girlfriend older sister. Who is in town visiting. Who I just met. Who I just had dinner With. Who is here along with their parents and the whole family. How did my luck get so bad?
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
We lost power at midnight which freaked out my roomate and friends. The power came back on 30 minutes later. We are now at the bar having "the rapture came and we were left behind" shots
Guy just came in wearing only shorts, on his hand was written - my name is ... Call ... And tell them where i am, thanx - in permanent marker, ordered his favorite dish, and left w/out touching it. It's snowing outside.
WHY didn't you stop me from ordering $900 worth of socks last night when I was very obviously judgement impaired at the time?!?!
And the next thing I knew I was blowing this random hot italian bartender with an uncircumcised penis in his work closet
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
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