Your tits are I can't wait for
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
she complimented my bra when we were hooking up. this lesbian thing has its upsides
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
She passed out on top of the bar. Still did body shots off her.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
Dude he's not responding... I'll take that as an unpleasant visit to the clinic
Hickies on top of my hickies. I need a leash and/or a positive female role model
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I cannot describe the pre-ejaculative horrors thru the medium of text messaging
Oh and Dustin informs me I'm a legend amongst the freshman, if you were wondering about my street cred
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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