And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
My parents just told me I first got drunk when I was 4. Successsssssss
Ok I won't set anything on fire if you wear pants all night. This is a bet we're both destined to lose.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
He told me i had to sleep under his bed. He said it would be my castle.
God damn him and his understanding ways and little hip muscle things.
Here's how he asked the pregnant girl for a cigarette. Hey yo prego throw me a square. Not joking.
Prop 8 repealed and I FINALLY got my period. Good day for America!!!
So did I or did I not flash an entire concert last night?
I can get stoned and we can bake and then I can eat 70% of it and it will be awesome
I can give you five reasons its your baby
and I can give you 10 reasons it's not, but I'm busy so I'll just go with you have the wrong number. And also I'm a straight girl.
I am going to go Miley Cyrus crazy if I don't get sex soon
Headline in the alligator: young zeta goes berserk after lack of sex and is found naked swinging from wrecking ball on university ave, refuses to get down until sex partner is found
just woke up. hair smells like weed and bbq. shins are bruised. vague memory of us chasing deer at the park at 3 am. fill me in on what exactly happened.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
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