question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
He googled "how long will i be drunk" and just started crying
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
Please tell me why 'cock-a-thon' was auto saved in my phone.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
there's a photo set of like seven dicks covered in glitter....i don't know what to do
I will no longer accept nudes from you because I met your boyfriend last night and he seems like a nice guy
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
He went three whole days without making a star wars reference, of course he got sex
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