Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
You are the one person I know will appreciate this- and I'm aware that its nearly 5 am- but I have 3 words... G spot orgasm. BE JEALOUS
So guess who had sex in a Ghostbusters sleeping bag.
he like comes into my room and is like..."can you fix my pants" and then just drops trou
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
He said bow chicka bow wow. I never thought being sexually degraded would be such a turn on.
I threw up in a mitten on my drive home. Wow.
There's a mechanical bull in the basement dude where are you
I was wearing my get used bookstore shirt when we fucked. Ironic yet appropriate.
I immediately retract my statement involving hylecopters being allowed to blow up sharks out of the water.... The idea if it is super incredible but ultimately it would be cruel and unessesary
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
Why so philosophical about cake and sex this morning?
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
It was just a hint of nipple. I kept it classy!
Do you even hear yourself?
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