He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
For future references, orgasms clear sinuses.
Yes, that was ME getting carried out of the club singing 'i believe i can fly'
She just licked her nipple in public to get a free bar tab.
Also, I found out tonight a major plus for being female is you can accidentally call the hot bartender sweet tits and she won't get mad.
If you see my mugshot on the news tomorrow, its not what you think
Have you ever chugged beers in the hospital parking garage with your mom?
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
Dude. I am seriously trying SO hard not to be amused by Honey Boo Boo. But the fact is, she just got a mani pedi with her gay uncle Poodle, and he got a discount because he only has nine toes, and I am ALL IN.
I JUST MADE OUT WITH A BRITISH SOCCER PLAYER. LONG LIVE THE QUEEN. GOD BLESS THAT COUNTRY.
And then she sprinted three blocks through live traffic towards McDonalds screaming "THE GOLDEN ARCHES ARE CALLING ME"
I am rewearing my dress from last night. I only wore it for like two hours before fucking. And I took it off first so no cock contact. This is my new standard of cleanliness.
Did you smoke and go to the aquarium again?
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