Bea Arthur died! :(
What?
Big bird passed.
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
noo you weren't that drunk. you just knocked the grill over and couldn't get the key in the door, so you climbed through the window. success.
like a dude with a badge in a golf cart is gunna do shit. Unless he has a tazer. Then it's fair game.
this is why ugly people need low self esteem. it stops them from doing shit like this.
Sunshine is the equivalent of sprinkling whore pellets on campus.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
But in defense of this shit summer we've had, I totally perfected my shotgunning skills. I have achieved my summer goal.
Throwing up into Nora's potty chair while simultaneously having beer shits was truly the highlight of my Christmas season.
Dick very happy bro
Hypothetically speaking...if I was arrested in Wisconsin, say Kenosha county, would you post my bail all the way from Oregon? If yes, will you also accept my collect call in t-minus 13 hours?
He made me cum 3 times, then immediately after sex packed a bowl and passed it to me. Yeah.. I'll keep him.
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