dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
I think my fart just growled at me.
So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
Fun fact: tonight on intervention was the guy who did my tattoo
So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
Mom just apologized for her lack of a gag reflex not being genetic.
he sent me a picture of his dick with a heart border around it
On an unrelated note: I'm also a big advocate of the "never waste a boner" theory.
This is my gift to your gina
Just discovered evidence of drunken eBay bid. Drunk Mike did pretty good -- I'm getting a new sleeping bag.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
She's really sweet and cute, but when she drinks, she becomes way too proud of her bush.
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
I miss my innocence.
I miss being able to say, "I've never done this before."
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
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