Well you know what I always say about freshmen.... If you want it, and they've got it... get it.
i just packed a bowl on a big bird place mat and smoked it in a spaceship with a slide. i love babysitting.
about to tell this girl that sh'es my teenage dream. you have 15.358s to stop me.
Her vagina smelt so bad I lied and told her that I was married just so that she would leave.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
I'm petting the cat while shitting. This is all I ever wanted
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
I went to the bar without a bra on pretty sure you can go to Taco Bell drive thru with no pants
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
You gonna smoke this blunt? Or are you gonna keep doing Kung-fu in my kitchen?
It all started with a game of naked twister.
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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