It's an acquired taste. Like keystone. Or caviar.
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
Sorry I didn't pick up for your booty call. I usually am asleep at 4:00 on Thursdays. Like a normal person.
I NEED YOU TO TELL ME ITS OKAY TO BE THIS HIGH
Yes
O.K.
When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
He staggered in with his pants around his ankles and yelled that he lost his pants
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Wtf happened last night
You traded your bra for a shot so I'd say you probably don't wanna know
So, random question. How much should you tip a Lyft driver when you realized you've fucked his sister? Asking for a friend.
man do I wish I knew who this naked guy in my room was...
Randomize
