if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Because selling drugs to kids never goes out of business. We get older, they stay the same stupid.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
I'm eating those little wheels of cheese and watching storage wars, this is the opposite of sex.
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
Do you think the firemen will remember me?
Yes. But you were sloppy, sobbing, and puked on two of them. You won't get in their pants.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
2015 is a year for health and mental stability and alas we are not yet there so yolo
I'm pretty sure I just smoked a chunk of cat food. Thought it was something else. No reply needed.
Remember when we made out in a Chik-Fil-A drive thru?
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
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