the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
Some fat girl belted her graduation gown. That is not a good look for anyone.
Just fucking put out. It'll be a good lay, promise. Stop being a prude. Damn it. A boy is trying to put his penis in you. APPRECIATE IT.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
I think I fixed my testicle. That's why I didnt pay $25 for a doctor to do it
Bon Iver should never be played when you just ate shrooms.
PLEASE DON'T BE HEARTLESS COME AND GET ME FROM THE BAR I'M HIGH AS SHIT AND I LOST MY SHOES
I think i just shit in their garbage can, I'm ready for that ride u owe bro.
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
People will say "JOE YOU MUST TURN DOWN" and I will refuse, in the name of liberty.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Seeing her tonight. She doesn't want dinner, just wants me to come over for awhile. My penis just sent me a thank you card.
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