Omg. There's def a kid, like 10 years old, sitting in a buggy at wal mart holding a sign that reads "I can't behave"
a stripper queefed in my friends mouth last night and it reminded me of you. miss you
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
Idk yet. Trying to convince him to get a phoenix bird tattoo first
I shouldn't have to say "get your balls off my counter" on a Wednesday.
Nah, this is the University of Tennessee. She'll get the clap, and get busted for having pot in her dorm by spring break. This time next year she'll be part-timing at a community college as a nursing major. So predictable it hurts.
So I was thinking for Halloween I'd do Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde....for my vagina.
Is it a bad thing that I'm trimming my nose hairs in anticipation for the 8ball to be delivered?
I have alcoholic tendencies but you know what? College
The only reason I know his name is because we wrote marriage vows in orange crayon on the back of a Walmart receipt.
We could have a classy candlelight sonic dinner with fireball cocktails if you leave now. Twat tickler centerpieces.
I have a bad feeling I'm going to like this fuck buddy
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
I am a bad person
You slept with him. Was it good?
I wasnt going to but I was too lazy to blow up the air mattress
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
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