You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
Some random slut told me I was a good dancer then gave me a handjob. I felt like fucking John Travolta.
now were playing what girl doesnt belong in the picture of girls in bikinis.
Hands down the most disgusting picture message ever received. Thank you.
im here for your entertainment
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
You know it's a good party when even the dealers were too fucked up. Just found and counted 140 E pills I found in a bag in the couch. Just paid for weed this month.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
passed out in the hallway last night, now I'm sitting down in the shower, eating lukewarm canned soup out of Tupperware, listening to Carly rae jepsen.. I had a rough night.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
I'm hungry, horney and thirsty. Pick two you want to help out with.(please pick horney)
Congrats. You made me have an orgasm in Starbucks.
How was the party
I came home with only one shoe, a t shirt tied around my shoeless foot and I was covered in motor oil. Oh and my shorts were inside out. So you tell me
I'm wearing jeans from 7th grade and drinking a fucking macchiato. This better be a good day.
why the hell are you crying over taco bell?
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