Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
In the middle of getting a blow job, she looked up at me and said "this isn't the first time I've done this today"
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I feel like that needs to be the last time i end a text with "fuck them i love tequila".
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Apparently it is frowned upon to ask the bouncer to stop pointing his flashlight in your face and step back so you can puke....and then do it
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
Drunk and alone at a magic show is what my life has become without you
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
I didn't have time to wash my hair yesterday. Ended up spraying some Febreeze on it.
The bar brought brought it upon themselves, they played billy joels piano man before closing, it's not our fault the bar isn't a bar anymore, right?
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