You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
i don't have fun when you have fun. i have embarrassment, fear, and significantly less cash in my wallet.
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
We've been friends for six months, when do my benefits kick in?
We stayed in and smoked weed and watched Dreamgirls. We made each other's vaginal lips sing the songs. Mine was Beyonce, hers was Jamie Foxx. I think this is one of those times you're jealous you're not an awesome lesbian.
She had one of those kid princess beds. I asked how she expected to fuck on that and she just said "thats what the slide is for". I've never wanted to marry a one night stand before.
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
I just finished packing for spring break, took me 4 minutes. To be fair though I only put my trunks, a pair of underwear, and 50 condoms in my bag.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
the first cop to show up was this girl who hooked up with our home ec teacher in high school, she knows about questionable decisions
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
Can't decide if it was more awkward buying sheets together or disposing of them afterwards
Do you think you could cook pancakes while i blow you?
I snuck a teenager into a club last nite, I felt like such a criminal. It was Awsome
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