Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
i just compared eating a chick out to "gargling a cheeto"
I just rubbed my dick on something in your apartment. Can you guess what?
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
If I come home tho and find u passed out naked in my bed with the bottle of crown empty, we're gonna have issues.
I'm sorry, I can't help the fact that I like to sleep naked, and I like booze, together it looks bad, yes.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
so in other words, they broke and fell off and I ate a gummy life saver off of his balls
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Can we just talk about the fact that the last time I got laid I was wearing a Jurassic Park tshirt?
So, if you eat too many protein bars, you will shit your pants. This I learnt today..... at work.
I just had to explain why I ate a whole quart of mac and cheese before 8am. Not a good start to the day
You can't go around chasing people and screaming JUST LET ME LOVE YOU. We're in a public place.
There is a dude with blue hair and a samurai sword and another dude dressed as Dead Pool. I daresay standard social conventions are not applicable in this environment.
Randomize
