It must have been true love
I don't call true love eating a bag of doritos and then going down on each other
failed my one goal of the day: wake up before 2 pm.
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
An old lady WILL get vomited on today.
Oh yea... In other news I've decided to get an external hard drive and start getting music from all the guys I'm fucking... Do you think a terabyte would be enough storage space?
I'm pretty sure I just need an IV drip of Plan B at this point...
Just so you know the unusual amount of skittles on your floor is entirely your own fault. You bought me 20 bags of them while I was high.
I just really hate taking care of things... If I can't fill it with liquor I'm not sure what to do with it.
His status said "sad." of course I liked it. I don't even care that I was the only one. Facebook isn't your god damn journal, we don't care about your problems.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
We were in a bathroom while 4 dudes compared dick piercings.
Buffalowww
He was really cute! And I know but it's just like getting my fix ya know? He's basically a human vibrator.
Omg I joined a choir last night...
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