Are you okay?
Don't worry. Self-respect preserved. My speech was Grey's quality... I made him cry.
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
My goal for this summer is to make enough extra money to be able to afford the ticket for water skiing naked.
he turned two sober chicks into 7 drunken girls...he's my hero
while we were dancing I voluntarily took my bra off and hung it around his neck as a necklace. 2011 lets go
His hands kept asking for sex, but all I could think was "dude, this is going to ruin my high".
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I need rollerblades now
Rollerblades pick up bitches
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
A guy claiming to be the Japanese counterpart to the White Power Ranger is trying to take me home....
I just spilled my beer on a five year old. She's crying but I can promise you I'm more upset.
it was so good i reconsidered my staunch atheism
I legitimately just had to leave work because I am too hungover. The front office ladies keep making fun of me.
whoever decided snowing in 90 percent of campus on a night when the streets are flowing with tequila and skittles was clearly not an R.A.
His dog hid my thong. Let me tell you, the last thing you want during a commando mini skirt walk of shame is lots of wind. There’s a church congregation that knows all my business
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