It is virtually impossible to listen to single ladies and perform any seated task.
Just shot my load on a stink bug. Thought you should know.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
the trick is not to think about where her tounge has been.
Sorry I pulled the thermostat off the wall..
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
Other than a hickey from some random Canadian roller derby girl, I came out unscathed
im sorry but you know it was a good night when you got tasered on the ass and didnt even feel it
6 beers and it feels like I've been drinking water... Daiquiri time
So, I'm drinking, and I put my head down in the table. The cat jumped up to check on me, I have a cat sober monitor.
I'm sure there's been a weekend in 2014 we were sober... Clearly it wasn't fun, bc I can't recall it. Point proven, alcohol is key.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
He's my ex's boss. I'm not above sleeping with him for that fact alone.
Helped a guy at work today that did nothing but stare at my chest....safe to say the Girls were looking G.O.O.D. today.
I don't know, all I remember is waking up at 4 in the morning to him going down on me.
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