Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
We were so tired we rock paper scissored for who would be on top. I won.
I got really high with eric & scott.. they're discussing why words sound the way they do.. it's going to get messy
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
The guy I met last night said we had a real connection and gave me his AA coin because he met me during his relapse
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
Mandatory 420 Adventure Time.
This is why we're friends.
The best part of last night was the women's softball game on the TV at the strip club
I think you were giving a sex seminar on your kitchen table last night.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
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