how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Because the last time i saw or spoke to him he came all over me in a hammock.
its a nice change of pace not blacking out and actually remembering getting laid
I bought this skirt with every intention to have it wrapped around my tits by the end of the night. So, I'm not a whore. I'm a self-fulfilling prophecy.
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Somebody left a mini pitcher in the bathroom. Think its safe?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
would you say our friendship is at the "help each other shave animal patterns in each other's pubes" phase?
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Have you seen that new toaster that burns your pics to toast? Let's drink some booze and discuss what I have I mind.
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
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