Nicole vs. Life
they just did a mariachi cover of free bird
the entire lecture hall sighed when the prof announced that there will be an exam on 4/20
You were dancing on the bar and fell off into the arms of the hot bartender. It was like a fairy tale, with more alcohol.
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I don't know what to be prouder of: the fact that last night i was able to successfully find my way home from evanston with 3-d glasses on, or that i was able to make my way around my house in the dark with my pants around my ankles
Lab coat again saves the day - hiding embarrassing shart evidence...
LISTEN TO ME! GAY. FIREFIGHTER. They are the most rare and precious kind of gay. The kind little gays dream of. It needs to happen.
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
I just got winded making my bed. How do you think the workout plan is going?
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
I'm actually pinning crap for Friendsgiving like a boss right now. These bitches better show up.
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