Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I woke up this morning to my phone notebook open and written was "reasons why I'm a whore in chronological order" then it listed everybody I've had sex with in the past five months.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
You're like the curious george of whores
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
Took out half a tooth with a handle of jim beam last night. Apparently I can't walk and chug bourbon at the same time
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
It got heated then she just left and I was all alone in the women's restroom.
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
You dove at him but passed out mid dive. Shame it wasnt a costume party your superman suit wouldve been clutch in the situation
Very interesting. Let's just say I got home last night and threw up, found a joint in my bra, and woke up naked in my bed
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