I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
The worst thing about having a parent with a prius is that they can walk in on you without any warning
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Her vagina smelled like chicken
why do you say that
chicken smells like everything
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
It's too hard to jack off and hold an ipad at the same time
Hes screaming about Slender man. whatever hes on is probably not healthy.
Sometimes I wish I could open my skin and just take a little peek at my liver. You know, just to see if it's rotten yet or still perfect looking.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
Everything was cool till you started pissing while standing at the bar
Well, if worst comes to worst, I have pictures of his penis that I can put on the internet
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
Nothin ruins a fine afternoon like shitting ur pants
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