So you refered to him as "monster dick"...not so much
Passing las posas road. In a world of pain. Im trying to piss in a bottle through the hole in my crotch. I wish i had a bigger dick.
Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
According to my dad, my tongue ring makes people assume I give a lot of blow jobs because, as stated by him "that's what it's for"
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
well I washed the adderal like an idiot. the capsules broke but the beads inside were intact. so my landlady came in and caught me licking the dryer lint screen
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
Passed out for 3 hrs til now to wake up naked on my bed covered with grass from drunk slip and slide I would call that success
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Wednesday is good, I needed the head count for the orgy, caroling can happen with as few as 2 people. There will be a pinata.
For the caroling or the orgy?
Watching the series finale of Friends and crying in my Thai food. I don't like hangover Jared.
I feel like I got run over by a steamroller made of cigarettes and booze driven by all of the men I've slept with.
I need to start journaling my drunk thoughts. Drunk me is fucking brilliant & sober me is missing out.
is it still the walk of shame if his dad gave me a 'thanks for sleeping with my son' head nod on my way out this morning?
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