At least we lost an hour tonight! Less time to make a fool of myself
i permit you to call me
she requested me as her brother on facebook.... biggest. letdown. ever.
Should I feel bad that I fucked her and made her ride my little brothers razor scooter home?
I mean we've tried to get high on nutmeg, we clearly dont know the definition of "too far"
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
So fucking hammered. Is this all spelled right? I'm holding it up to my eye. I am on a boulder. I feel like an owl
Jail is not for me. They portion control your meals and I don't really like that.
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
Hold me and let me compliment your butt
Pretty sure I just got the ok to have a one night stand in Maui...from mom. I'd say that's a win in my book.
I would totally suck a dick for some poutine right now
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