we're blogging at a bar
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
I don't think I can get bothered with getting laid tonight
Found an earplug stuck to the inside of my thigh this afternoon. Just how much noise were we making?
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
so apparently I plead the 5th to every question they asked me when they put me under the conscious sedation to set my broken wrist
We just threw our carpet out of our room. Via fourth floor window style.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
Oh and .... you'll love this: my life coach says you writing my online dating profile isn't a horrible idea.
I told him to take the baby so I could work out. My workout consisted of getting high and masturbating
im mourning your vaginas lack of frictional upkeep
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