member when we used to take shits together before volleyball games?
she met some random, took his vcard, peed in his bed, left, and then requested him as her boyfriend on facebook
every time you want to hook up with a guy who has a girl friend, i'll just give you a freshman
Hahaha you puked all over his shirt.
You puked in the planter and everyone saw your snatch.
Well someones bitter they didn't get any.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
i just bought plan b at the bus station. happy holidays and welcome to a new level of white trashiness.
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
The silhouette of his dick looked like an eagle. Amurrican.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
Randomize
