I hope mine doesn't look like that
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Either your mom needs to stop making spagetti or we need to lay off the anal. I cant tell you how much im in pain.
Spagetti cuz im not giving up the other one.
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Someone just pulled taco bell tacos out of their purse in class....2 problems with here. 1) this class is nutrition 2) taco bell is not open this early.
i just remembered last night waiting for you to pick me up wearing my bra on my head to protect me from the rain
You know you stopped at a liquor store to prepare for a 12-year-old's birthday party, right?
The only requirement is that his name is Kevin... All other factors don't matter to drunk me. Drunk me likey Kevins.
It's like my butt was the only innocence I had left and now I don't even have that.
I'm sitting on our balcony drunk. And in my underwear. Our relationship with our neighbors may improve.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
When I got home he was in his underpants on the couch, eating pop tarts and crying while watching Voltron.
I was sprawled on his bed and heard him and a girl walk in the apartment. I jumped out the window and am walking down main street wrapped in an american flag blanket. Can you pick me up?
I don't know if I'm having early flu symptoms, a miscarriage, or am badly hungover. Web md agrees.
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