On a scale from 0 to 24...wait, 3 to 24, where 6 is the lowest and 12 is the highest, how freaking high re you right now?
We took shots in honor of Shark Week.
I just farted in the dogs face to show him who's boss
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
my mind is a poorly written porno when i'm drunk.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
HIS NAME IN MY PHONE IS JOSHUA DREAMCHASER I CAN NOT
NO SHAME NOVEMBER
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
Your boobs are like a folk legend.
He was calculating the number of ceiling tiles when I was on top it was fucking rain man.
I'm not big on drama but you need to put your pants on and leave.
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