I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
I think scott just propositioned me for sex
I just saw a kid walk into class with his dad. Fuck his life.
So can we just skip dinner and I'll just pay you for a blowjob?
Don't tempt me, I need beer money.
this is never going to happen for me, I think he thinks I'm crazy
well you did scream "PLEASE! I'LL S YOUR D IN FRONT OF EVERYONE"
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
Can't keep a straight face around her after she asked me to "make fuck to her."
I woke up and discovered I gave new meaning to the term "pizza pockets" yes it's exactly like it sounds like
we should definitely drink gin again. soon.
I CAN FEEL MY HEART BEATING MY WHOLE BODY
woke up and somehow me leather belt got torn in half. either we partied with the hulk or some chick just could not wait to see my dick. probably the former tho
He fingered me to the beat of the Fresh Prince theme song... it was pretty fantastic.
Is it awkward to pay for your boob job with scholarship money? Either way, it's happening.
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
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