She can't keep using her latex allergy as an excuse to go bareback with everyone.
I am at the gas station and there is a whole amish family here I'm not sure why the amish need gas but I think its worth investigating
Unless you watched your mom's very literal rendition of "I touch myself" while she was wearing a bikini, your vacation wasn't as bad as mine.
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
i cant talk right now. we are trying to finish our homework so we can play with play-doh
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
Please God, is a penis possibly making it to vagina town to much to ask for tonight.
Well it's 2pm. Time for another game of "Who, What, Where". The game where you try to guess who this girl is, what happened last night, and where'd your shit go. I'm going for 1/3 today.
That's better than I've done so far.
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
My dog got laid yesterday. Some lady came over with her husky to breed. He did it like a champ. I was so proud
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Randomize
