Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
I woke up this morning with a bag of pepperonis in my bed.... and my facebook status was "pepperonis"
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
I am broke enough to accept it. If I get poisoned, you can have my shoes
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
Going to jail was so much more fun than I thought it would be. I feel like I walked away with more than just a bomb-ass mugshot, I feel like I made some life long friends.
Celebratory bar crawl?
On the way out the door to work grabbed the wine glass on the floor left for the ghost of Elijah and chugged it. PASSOVER.
Your vagina is like Nancy Drew lately.
I can show you the world. Shining, splimbering vaginaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
If I call him daddy should I get him a father's day card? Serious question
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Did I just pee in the Taco Bell parking lot?
Yep. But do you remember wiping with my quesadilla?
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