Holy wow, I found all the old poems u wrote me back when we were in looooooooove...just sort of wild to look back on, thought u'd like that
This guy sitting next to me just bought a plot of land off the internet. On a whim. In the middle of class
Do you think he likes his girlfriend's moustache?
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
Im shirtless eating a burrito. How urgent is this?
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
nothing says roomie bonding better than a sunday shroom trip.
Oh, and I'm only keeping her around till spring. Doing the hunt for cunt is too tough in 12" of snow.
In the bath trying to absorb water through my skin because I can't drink it.. That hungover
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I guess "hi, I know your mom, she taught me in high school" is an effective pickup line
I would rather contract a disease that would eat me from the inside out and make me suffer painfully while it slowly killed me than to put myself through the 20 minutes of agony that is having sex with you ever ever again.
I think you're talking dirty but I'm not sure???
Bring vodka when you get back from court.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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