the shit that comes out of a woman's mouth when she knows you can't hit her is fucking unbelieveable
you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i'm naked playing bejeweled blitz in your bed. this is both a forewarning and an apology
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
i also performed surgery on a chicken burrito from what i can tell from my scissors
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
Just in case you were wondering..... I really did just wave goodbye to you with my penis.
They can be so fun, drunk bruises are like clues to the treasure of what actually happened last night. "why do I have a bruise on my belly button? oh right. i was trying to turn my stomach off so I would stop throwing up."
We can just chill or day drink or smoke or watch law and order marathon or play just dance 4 or watch a movie or go to the movies or play hide and seek or hug, so many options
We have so much sex to catch up on
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
Sundays were made for eating Ramen pantless in bed.
You better have a raging boner when I get to your house and it better be worth missing work in the morning.
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