real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
Someone should've told Pope jumper lady and terrorist pants guy that the Worst of 2009 lists already went out....
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Hey history final, how's it feel to be raped in the ass by my steel cock of ACADEMIC PERFECTION?
you are way too vulgar to be a girl
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
You were so drunk, you called my cruise control, the "auto pilot" and asked my car politely to take us to Taco Bell.
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
Can you repeat that, but with context?
He sends me the same inspirational quote quotos that my grandma does. I no longer want to tap that.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
Dude no i feel my liver disintegrating
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