you guys were way drunker than both of me
The seats are awesome but you see two of each player.
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I have the Lakers game on, but all I can think about is having sex with you. Not sure what you've done here.
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
Sorry I drunkenly insulted your air mattress last night. You still could have fucked me on it though.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
One of my life goals was never to see an uncircumcised dick. I guess that's out the window now.
Senior week was like trying to herd cats. Very drunk cats.
I just want a boyfriend who will have sex to Disney Pandora.
New life goal: fuck in the shopping cart
They're the one who can profit the most when given the opportunity for blackmail.
At least that's how I've always seen it whenever I've been the Designated Driver.
That simultaneously explains everything and makes me very very terrified of you.
Drunk is not a location!
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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