Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
It smells like weed.
We are in Boulder, Everything smells like weed.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
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Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
Even when you're not here I still manage to get pad thai in my vagina
And for some reason I was covered in ants... So your probably covered in ants as well
Sprained my ankle at sky zone REST ICE COMPRESSION ELEVATION AND SHOTS it'll all feel better soon
How do I explain the handcuffs and tanning goggles on our living room floor? There's rope too. The cats love the rope.
My penis needs a shock collar
I bet Billy Ray Cyrus wishes he had pulled out now....
I sexted him with a GIF from titanic and it worked....
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