They should really pass out barf bags in church
I just got a ticket for the snow penis we made in our front yard.
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
we've decided to start cutting you off when you can't figure out how to work an ipod.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Its a "sake bomb in the bathroom during class" kind of day.
Passed out on the bench in the men's bathroom. Feel much better now.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
you were so blacked last night that you jumped in the lake fully clothed, then just went back to the bar and walked around like you weren't soaking wet.
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
Last night I made him sit on my bed and finish my burrito bowl as I chanted "brucey" over and over until he was done like they did in Matilda with the chocolate cake
He forehead kissed me AND THEN asked what I was thinking. I'm taking away his man card.
hooked up with him and then had a conversation with his ex about how we hate people who hook up with our exs...
Not sure what you smoked, but you put raw bacon on the lazy Susan and spent 45 minutes looking at it and mumbling Meat Spin
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