Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
I was just about to go down on her when she gave herself a "smell check" and said "no, not today".
never trust anyone who drives a pt cruiser.... write that down
My vag wants to play a game of hungry hungry hippos with your cock.
his profile picture is a blurry one of him holding a beer. i recognized him instantly.
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
Im just a social blackout drinker.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
Seriously I'm dying. All my insides are fighting their way out of me. With light sabers and machetes.
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
I told him I might be pregnant and he said he'd buy me a test and a twix bar. I'm marrying him. Tomorrow.
She can't take shots?!? Literally if I could list that as a skill on a resume I would
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