new number. flushed my phone last night when i puked, made B help me look for it for 2 hours.
im at a bar with my dad last night and he got hit on more that I did
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
I just picked up my chili cheese fries off the ground ate them, and then licked up the cheese that was still on the concrete. Thank you Jagerbombs
Ripped lines in the bathroom before my presentation.. Got bonus marks for my enthusiasm.. This is why I love drugs
I believe nudity is frowned upon at that establishment
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm going for high school drunk, you've got 15 minutes to get here.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
I passed out with the lights and tv on woke up at 4am SO confused and covered in goldfish so I ate them and went back to bed.. fuck xanax
my life is like one bad, slutty lifetime movie.
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